Thursday, December 29, 2011

CHARACTERS

Dictionary.com lists an informal definition of 'character' as: "an odd, eccentric or unusual person"

I think that our world grows more sterile with every passing year. One of the first times I thought this was soon after I touched down in Missoula, Montana. The first mall I saw was almost indistinguishable from all the malls in PA. The stores were identical. I vowed I would always try to shop at local stores and never eat at chain sit down restaurants if I could avoid them.

The homoginizing of America also affects people. Alaskans watch the same news as people in New England. Regional differences: news, accents, traditions - slowly erode.

Characters are people who live on the edge. They are not afraid to paint their houses in colors that are unlike their neighbors, they drive cars with too many decals or wear clothes that make people do double takes. I like characters.

During the Christmas shopping season I saw a character pull into the Ephrata Kmart. Why is that beast eating his antenna? Who knows.  It made me smile which is something not a single other car in the lot did.




Wednesday, December 28, 2011

I sooo want to....

....jump in the car and drive to TN this week. Its only ten hours to Cooter's.  I would love to meet Deputy Cletus Hogg!




Saturday, December 24, 2011

Crossfit - It Begins


  • Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you
  • There's fit, then there's Crossfit
  • I Crossfit because I used to look like you


Corps Fitness is the Reading Crossfit affiliate and is only about 15 minutes from my house. The owner is a former Marine who now is confined to a wheelchair as a result of an illness.

My first workout was on a day that the calendar listed as "all abilities".  Corps Fitness has a military theme about it that greatly appeals to me.  I was super stoked to get started.

Owner Chris introduced me to a group that seemed to be pretty experienced and mostly know each other. 

Headed outside, I soon found myself in an intense WARMUP. This wasnt just an all abilities class but the Week 4 COMPETITION WOD. Lunges and running soon had destroyed my quads and on the final run (coming in dead last) I took a step down and found I had absolutely no leg left. I crashed to the macadam in front of everyone - envision a baby killer whale flopping to the ground.  Remember, this was the warmup.

The Workout of the Day (WOD) was fun and intense and to be honest it is now a blur. I made it through, with the help of my two female teammates. Leaving the box I drove a few hundred meters before violently puking for 5 minutes. This left me stable enough to make it to a mini market for a quart of Peach Snapple and one of Gatorade.

Work that night was a little rough. Getting in and out of chairs and doing the 5+ miles of walking I do ever shift really, really, sucked. :p

But, I loved knowing I survived and was instantly hooked.

Crossfit - Before Day 1


  • Crossfit: All the things you hated in gym class
  • You'll pass out before you die
  • Building superior athletes one Hellish workout at a time
  • Strong people are harder to kill than weak people, and more useful in general
In October I was in DC and ran into a fellow I have known for years. Being active military he was always in decent shape but now the person standing in front of me was in remarkable condition.

When I asked him what workout he does he told me about Crossfit. I knew a little about it as CF people were involved in the design of the Army's new "PRT" fitness program.  My first exposure to PRT was in August at Ft Knox. Some of the exercises were bizarre (skipping in particular drew laughs) but left me sore and feeling like I had done a great workout.

Soon after that weekend my friend came to Lancaster and won a weekend competition. This picture inspired me to give it a try (and made a few female coworkers drool).


I knew I was in less than optimal shape and rarely did formal workouts. I am still able to pass the Army PT test with little to no prep and that had, sadly. become my fitness benchmark. I felt fat, sluggish and at times like the aging process has really started to get a hold on me.  In another example of rationalization I rested on the areas that I know I am above the baseline: the ability to hike, ruck march even with heavy loads and in general keep a never quit attitude.

I made my decision to start this with a Black Friday workout at Crossfit York. I went with a great friend who had also been inspired by our Crossfit King friend and who had joined York.  My positive attitude was quickly squelched when the owners showed up a few minutes before the class start time. There were numerous visitors with out of town license plates (presumably in town visiting for Thanksgiving?).  I immediately got the feeling that if I went in as the only first timer I would either hold things up (paperwork and having never done the sometimes very unique CF exercises) or have to join the class late. I hate being in that situation and decided to skip it.


The Crossfit York "box"

Sitting in my friend's car on a beautiful sunny day, and listening to the sounds of the intense workout inside, was one of the low points of my adult life. I felt like a fat slug. These feelings were made worse when an ancient lady in a track suit came walking by (albeit verrry slowly) on her exercise route.

I became angry. Very angry. And I vowed that I would get started and make fitness a part of my life.  Not just fitness as in avoiding foods that are known to be bad and exercising here and there but fitness in an organized manner. And I would use Crossfit as that vehicle.

Monday, December 19, 2011

iPhone Case Change - For The Better


The Otter Box has looked gunky for too long. It doesnt fit well in my pocket.
I love Magpul ammo magazines so I decided to try a Magpul iPhone case in Foliage.
Excellent choice. Great case. I'm happy.

Memorial Day Forgotten





Every Memorial Day well-intentioned citizens fan out across the cemeteries of America. Their mission is to honor deceased veterans by the placement of a United States flag.

The sun rises over the graves as these flags flutter in the wind. For weeks they serve as a visual reminder of the sheer numbers of Americans who have served our nation.

A cloth flag, like all material things, eventually breaks down. Tattered and faded is a condition no US Flag should ever be in. 

The United States Flag Code, subsection 176(k) says: "The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning"

Unfortunately, the people who place the flags rarely return to remove them and every winter 1000s of flags fall to the ground and are disrespectfully displayed.

Each Fall I walk through the local cemetery and remove an armload of tattered flags. They get bagged up and eventually get retired in a flag retirement ceremony.

The next time you see a worn-out flag, take the time to remove it. If you do not, who will?

Tuesday, December 13, 2011